November 2011
18 posts
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me: what are you watching that has kittens in it?
dad: those are seagulls
me: oh
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OMG THIS BOLUS NEEDS TO GO DOWN MY THROAT ALREADY
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rosemary is the worst herb
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i think i would rather masturbate horses for a living than fill out another job application
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mourning the death of my last slice of cake
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my fish is an expert at making me think she’s dead
she gives me a heart attack like five times a day
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mmkkaa:
spocktor-who:
askheryourself:
Reblog with your hipster self
lol you mean things I would actually wear?
Is it bad that I really like this outfit too?
this is far too close for comfort. i dress with this little regard to color whatsoever on an everyday basis.
inspiration to buy copious amounts of flannel
if i don’t get this job at toys r us everyone is getting murdered for christmas
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Make your own super-kawaii magical girl self! :D
firefly20ffm:
purdy-burdy:
fwips:
spatsula:
getsomebaby:
badmoonrise:
andrastesflamingarse:
missmammon:
weebstories:
Here is the link!
—Mod M
Supeeeerrr Fuucckiinngg Kawwaaiiii
Kawaii as Fuck.
THIS SHIT IS SO KAWAII I ONLY GOT 40% BUT I AINT EVEN MAD
its so………. ugu…..
AHAH I WIN 75 PUHCENT KAWAII DES NE
guess my favourite colour
i fucking dare you
i only...
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how about instead of doing chores i kill myself
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my uncle thinks he’s cool and badass because he’s a cop and shoots large animals for fun and can supposedly relate to eighteen-year-olds with his grossness, but as lewd as i am normally, telling me to arrange the scooby-doo figurines in an orgy on top of my little brother’s birthday cake isn’t nearly as funny when it comes from him
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you did NOT just say “you’re not a child” when i told you i would like an uglydoll for christmas
BITCH, MY INNOCENT WHIMSY IS FUCKING ADORABLE
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if i have to be around him one more time without getting a piece of that, i’m gonna cry
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pAiNtEd My NaIlS bLaCk LiKe My SoUl BuT iT sMeArEd So I tOoK iT oFf AnD i’M bAcK tO bEiNg EmPtY iNsIdE
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my boyfriend got hit on by a gay dude!
life is better now