November 2011
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me: what are you watching that has kittens in it?
dad: those are seagulls
me: oh
Nov 25th
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OMG THIS BOLUS NEEDS TO GO DOWN MY THROAT ALREADY
Nov 17th
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rosemary is the worst herb
Nov 13th
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i think i would rather masturbate horses for a living than fill out another job application
Nov 12th
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mourning the death of my last slice of cake
Nov 12th
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Nov 12th
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my fish is an expert at making me think she’s dead she gives me a heart attack like five times a day
Nov 12th
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mmkkaa: spocktor-who: askheryourself: Reblog with your hipster self lol you mean things I would actually wear?  Is it bad that I really like this outfit too? this is far too close for comfort. i dress with this little regard to color whatsoever on an everyday basis. inspiration to buy copious amounts of flannel
Nov 11th
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if i don’t get this job at toys r us everyone is getting murdered for christmas
Nov 11th
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Make your own super-kawaii magical girl self! :D
firefly20ffm: purdy-burdy: fwips: spatsula: getsomebaby: badmoonrise: andrastesflamingarse: missmammon: weebstories: Here is the link! —Mod M Supeeeerrr Fuucckiinngg Kawwaaiiii Kawaii as Fuck. THIS SHIT IS SO KAWAII I ONLY GOT 40% BUT I AINT EVEN MAD its so………. ugu….. AHAH I WIN 75 PUHCENT KAWAII DES NE guess my favourite colour i fucking dare you i only...
Nov 11th
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Nov 11th
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how about instead of doing chores i kill myself
Nov 11th
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Nov 11th
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my uncle thinks he’s cool and badass because he’s a cop and shoots large animals for fun and can supposedly relate to eighteen-year-olds with his grossness, but as lewd as i am normally, telling me to arrange the scooby-doo figurines in an orgy on top of my little brother’s birthday cake isn’t nearly as funny when it comes from him
Nov 10th
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you did NOT just say “you’re not a child” when i told you i would like an uglydoll for christmas BITCH, MY INNOCENT WHIMSY IS FUCKING ADORABLE
Nov 10th
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if i have to be around him one more time without getting a piece of that, i’m gonna cry
Nov 10th
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pAiNtEd My NaIlS bLaCk LiKe My SoUl BuT iT sMeArEd So I tOoK iT oFf AnD i’M bAcK tO bEiNg EmPtY iNsIdE
Nov 9th
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my boyfriend got hit on by a gay dude! life is better now
Nov 9th