does anyone else feel like there are only like two cookies in a bag of milanos because i just ate a whole bag in 9.5 seconds

i don’t care about sounding deep or being liked anymore. that’s what being an adult is, not being liked and being ok with that.

i don’t seriously care about politics or who decides who should have sex with whom or school or that i shouldn’t have eaten that pint of ice cream or little girl beauty pageants on fucking tlc. i dont care.

the only things that make me feel anymore are fictional characters, whether or not my eyeliner comes out perfect, sexual activity with the guy i know always likes me, and sea lions. sea lions are amazing, god. also avengers, which my ovaries are trembling in anticipation for. also women who don’t wear bras in public, no matter how hot they are. fuck you, you fill me with unexplainable rage. also, my never ending need to be skinny that i don’t act upon. i don’t like me and boy howdy am i one apathetic, poorly-planned bitch.

damn it to hell, i have no idea what to do with my future but i literally cannot bring myself to care.

getting eaten out just makes everything look so much brighter, tho

i am a very different person than i was two years ago. i’ve made all these changes i said i wouldn’t.

i’m def depressed, possibly bipolar. that’s what my uncle has. he’s in his forties, unemployed, living with his dad. my parents say i’ll turn out like that. i have shitty parents, jeez.

i wanna write and work with animals, but i’m lazy and bad with math. i am taking no strides here. i don’t have any confidence but dolphins are so great, omg. i don’t care enough to try.

who am i even talking to lol

i am always late to one of my favorite classes and the prof. just gave me an a on my last paper but wrote “i wish you would be on time. have you even considered how insulting it is to me, a teacher who cares about you?” after all his nice commentary and holy fuck i haven’t felt like this big a jerk since 5ever

my puppy is whuffing in her sleep

also i am a fucking mess, thank you

explain the term accomplish to me (  - 3 -);;

y’know just picking my nose as i bike home from work like the classy bitch i am

hey furries we heard u like cats so we put pussy on a pussy so you can fap more effectively to domesticated aminals