OMG THIS BOLUS NEEDS TO GO DOWN MY THROAT ALREADY

rosemary is the worst herb

i think i would rather masturbate horses for a living than fill out another job application

mourning the death of my last slice of cake

my fish is an expert at making me think she’s dead

she gives me a heart attack like five times a day

mmkkaa:

spocktor-who:

askheryourself:

Reblog with your hipster self

lol you mean things I would actually wear? 

Is it bad that I really like this outfit too?

this is far too close for comfort. i dress with this little regard to color whatsoever on an everyday basis.

inspiration to buy copious amounts of flannel

(Source: bucket-head)

if i don’t get this job at toys r us everyone is getting murdered for christmas

firefly20ffm:

purdy-burdy:

fwips:

spatsula:

getsomebaby:

badmoonrise:

andrastesflamingarse:

missmammon:

weebstories:

Here is the link!

—Mod M

Supeeeerrr Fuucckiinngg Kawwaaiiii

Kawaii as Fuck.

THIS SHIT IS SO KAWAII I ONLY GOT 40% BUT I AINT EVEN MAD

its so………. ugu…..

AHAH I WIN 75 PUHCENT KAWAII DES NE

guess my favourite colour

i fucking dare you

i only got 55% kawaii but i love my magical gurll me

so fucking kawaii

uguu ~ ♥

85%. BEAT THAAAT.

just a little above average but idec bcuz i stayed tru 2 miself and i am sO FUCKING KAWAII DESU NE MUTHAFUCKAS~~ e3e